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|作者：英语点津 文章来源：China Daily 点击数：41 更新时间：2017/2/26|
There's nothing quite like a child's shrill scream to ruin the atmosphere when you're enjoying a relaxing restaurant meal.
Conscious of the needs of their child-free customers, staff at these establishments have put up spoof signs warning parents of dire consequences if they fail to keep their kids in check.
From threatening to give noisy little ones coffee or teaching them to swear to selling them to the circus, the tongue in cheek posters are a reminder that diners prefer children to be seen, and not heard...
A restaurant sign, left outside, warns customers that unattended children will be given coffee and taught to swear.
A warning sign says that children not kept in check will in fact be sold to the circus
A lot of parents might just be tempted to take this establishment up on their offer to trade in children for tasty donuts.
If your child disappears from view then they might just be turned into a pie at this restaurant.
Parents brave enough to take noisy kids along to a restaurant could end up going home without them.
A notice to all children makes it clear that there will be no crying or screaming in their establishment at any time - and that goes for the grown ups too.
A grill house says that naughty children will be turned into burgers while another says that unattended children will be given wild promises about what Santa Claus will bring them
A lot of children might start running away from their parents if they realise that they might be given a free kitten as a result.
Do you want your children to be served as sausage? Don't let them out of your sight in this establishment if not.
Oaklands welcomes customers but warns that naughty children will be composted if they run in the garden nursery.
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